Memes and Jokes

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear he's very busy, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

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A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.

When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.

In the court the man's defence was:-

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was

pregnant.

She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon- The unknown boon"..

I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving

advertisement, which read:- "William's stick did the trick"..

Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:-

"Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident"..

The case was dismissed. The judge fell off his chair laughing :'D

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One Day Jane Met Tarzan In The Jungle.

She Was Very Attracted To Him And

During Her Questions About His Life She Asked Him What He Did For Sex.

“ What’s That?” He Asked.

She Explained To Him What Sex Was 

And He Said: “ Oh, I Use A Hole In The Trunk Of A Tree. ”

“ Tarzan, You Have It All Wrong, ” She Says Horrified, “ But I Will Show You How To Do It Properly. ”

She Took Off Her Clothes, Laid Down On The Ground And Spread Her Legs Wide.

“ Here ,” She Said, “ You Must Put It In Here. ”

Tarzan Removed His Loincloth, Stepped Closer And Then Gave Her An Almighty Kick In The Crotch.

Jane Rolled Around In Agony. Eventually She Managed To Gasp, “What The Hell Did You Do That For?”

“ Just Checking For Bees, ” Said Tarzan. ;)

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